Archive for Campbell

My Name is Bruce (Watched 2/11/09)

Posted in 2 Brains with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 08/08/2009 by schlockfest

Bruce Campbell has a well established seat in the B-Grade hall of fame. His chiseled face defines hero as much as his ability to say boomstick with a straight face. If there was a zombie crisis there’s no one you’d rather turn to except maybe Max Brooks, except Bruce has shown us how to kick ass not just told us. Really in our collective apocalyptic minds there could be nothing better than a couple of fringe teenagers seeking out Bruce to do exactly that in real life. (That’s the premise for the movie). The budget for this movie is there. And if you worship Bruce there’s plenty of inside jokes to keep you going. However if you haven’t seen Evil Dead then back away from My Name is Bruce and add Maniac Cop to your stack while you’re at it. What isn’t in the movie is a horde of zombies (only the monster Guan Di, who has a catchy theme song that will stick in your head) or a chainsaw. FOR THE LOVE OF BRUCE… how do you have a Bruce tribute film (what this truly is) without a freakin’ chainsaw?!?!

We certainly had a good time watching My Name is Bruce. I would have to say though, if I was going to throw it in again I’d probably reach for Army of Darkness, Evil Dead (1 or 2), or even Bubba Ho-Tep first. Maybe Sam Raimi’s return to our side of the fence will bring about another collaborative classic…

2.5/5 smoking boomsticks (If only because our expectations were so high)

The Mission

Posted in Other Schlocky Observations with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 08/06/2009 by schlockfest

As a group (and sometimes that group is one. but rarely) we gather on Wednesday nights to watch the lowest of the low, the scum of the amoeba. Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we cry out in pain, ultimately  a movie is watched. These are the reviews. Please don’t expect much as in some cases there’s isn’t much material to work with.

The Mad (watched 8/5/09)

Posted in 1 Brain with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 08/06/2009 by schlockfest

First off you have to understand we enter schlock night with low expectations, however it was a unanimous decision that “The Mad” was by far the most painful movie of schlock night. Don’t let it’s 5 minute quirky song intro get your hopes up, like it did ours. The intro was simply so it could break the 80 minute barrier. It was a dialogue-fest, and it’s writer and special effects budget was blown on Billy Zane. Had we researched any further on IMDB we might have found this “A Father-Daughter Feel Good Zombie Film”. Unfortunately this wasn’t tongue in cheek. In retrospect it’s funny to describe the movie, but really you could discuss the whole film having watched the trailer.

Highlights from the movie do include a discussion on how to kill zombies, and the closing credits.

Suggestions for improvements: replace Billy Zane with Henry Rollins, have a sex scene with anyone but cows

Spare yourself. .5 (that’s half)/5 Brains