Brains, Blood, Boomsticks, & Broods

Schlockfest is our own little refuge once a week where we gather to watch what could potentially be the most painful 86 minutes of our life. In an effort to bring to you our experience we present Watch Zombies where you can share in or hopefully skip out on some of the trash we watch. The movies aren’t reviewed for their cinematic experience. They’re rated on their ability to entertain, which usually involves crass jokes, senseless violence, and great one liners. We aren’t out for gore. In fact most of us aren’t particularly interested in the Saws and Hostels of the movie industry, but if we run across one we’ll let you know. Also you won’t find too many synospses, though we try to include links. There’s enough info out there on the inta-net that you kids can probably find all you need. However, we hope you look to us to tell you how to kill a friday night…